Date Night Experts Prints

"But that's enough about me. What about you?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Film Lovers.

Romance

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Love Trap

"You and your daft inventions."

Heart to heart talk.

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

The Stages of Wine

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.