Dinner Date Organizer T-Shirts

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Tasty bird.'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Not...one...drop.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"