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"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Order fast, folks - the prices have an expiration date.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Tasty bird.'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

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