Dinner Date Explorer T-Shirts

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"This 'road not taken' where we're going for dinner, was she also a road not travelled?"

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

The Bare Minimum

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Tasty bird.'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Not...one...drop.'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."