Dinner Party Planner Gifts

"Dial 911. And change that to a table for three."

'Then go ahead with the merger/Pineapple will be fine/Make them the offer we discussed/All right dear, then vegetable soup/How many shares are outstanding?/Of course they'll like the vegetable soup...'

"Must you people always call during state dinners?"

'I wouldn't dillydally over dinner. ... We're looking for a rate hike on the veal,'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'Khan - reservation for a horde.'

'Anything else, Sir?'

'If someone's talking and you need the butter or somethin', do you reach for it or interrupt them to pass it to you?'

Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.

"Soup?"

"I thought maybe for once we could have a nice meal together instead of a feeding frenzy!"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

Dinner Mates.

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

"...and how would you like your service, sir - slow, medium or fast?"

"Nice of you to bring wine, but we don't drink anything that sells for under a dollar a gallon."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"For my school photo project, I want to take a picture of everyone acting real normal like we always do at the dinner table."

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Place settings

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"I've invited the Neanderthals over. I guess we'll stick with paleo for dinner."

Donner party of six.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Inhospitality Tent

'The conversation flagged after Delwood died'

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'Will the lady be returning'

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

'May I recommend the unlimited slop trough?'

Redneck Relative Thanksgiving

"You'll have to use your fingers - the sword swallowers have eaten all the cutlery!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'