Dinner Date Planner Gifts

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"It's sweet, Tom, and I know that's the site where we first met, but for this anniversary I thought we might go to a restaurant."

What's this item, £60, medical expenses?

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'She finally agreed to go out to dinner with me, and she ended up leaving with the waiter.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Dating is so expensive...

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Funnel of Love

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

scrabble love

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'