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'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

"The way I heard it, after fifteen years of doing cricket teas, his wife finally snapped."

A teacup and teapot

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'One eye of newt or two?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel