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"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'What do you mean, 'away team'? -- You're firing me, aren't you?'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

'Can you prove it was a business orgy?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Tartine

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"