Tea Parties Pillows

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

'Alice through the looking glass,'

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Fruitcake

Family Gathering.

"There's a price on your head!"

"I hope that's vodka, otherwise I'm not gonna make it through another goddamn tea party."

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

Tea dance

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Tea Rex: 'Sandwiches! We needs us some sandwiches.'

Red Hat Ladies

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"I feel so foolish without a hat."

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Oh look, he wants you to tickle his willy.'

"Would you like a meat pie?"

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

Mad Hatter's Tea Party

"I'm sorry, but it's time to perform."

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

"Not there Daddy! You almost sat on my invisible friend Herman!"

"Don't tell Teddy, but the canapes aren't really salmon...they're gummy fish!"

"Cat got your tongue, vicar?"