Tea Party Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't have that in front of me right now."

"I hope that's vodka, otherwise I'm not gonna make it through another goddamn tea party."

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Red Hat Ladies

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

"I don't know about you, but if that little girl makes me drink any more of that damn tea, I'll literally burst at the seams!"

"You should write your own children's book and title it: 'You're Different And That's Bad'."

"Don't tell Teddy, but the canapes aren't really salmon...they're gummy fish!"

"Couldn't you have told me you'd be working from home today before I scheduled tea with the girls?"

"Who said conversation was dead?"

"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."

Sarah Palin

'Can I Come in Soon?'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Well, clear away your after lunch snack, it's tea time.'

"Teddy was very good, Mommy, but Daddy spilled his tea...I think Daddy needs a time out!"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

So it's agreed, we'll meet again for 5:00 cocktails.

Desperate Househusbands

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Tea of Love

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Hipsters"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."