Tea Party Host Gifts

Time for Tea!

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for Tea

Shall I be mother?

'One eye of newt or two?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Hipsters"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Patissier

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mini Bar

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'He's been shot!'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

Fruitcake

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

A Good Year.