Dragon Tea Party Fan Gifts

Damsel NOT in distress.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Organic Soldering.

Chinese stock market

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Welsh Dragon

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Little boy dragon

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.