Tea Party Follower Gifts

Rick Perry: 'Let my people vote!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hipsters"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for tea and friendship.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

John McCain

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

Fruitcake

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Join me in a cup of tea!

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Trolley Queen

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"Well, Emmeline, what's new?"

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.