Tea Party Supporter Gifts

Michelle Bachman

GOP gets unwelcome cup of tea from teabaggers.

'I got the tea party in my back pocket! Who needs the seniors?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Why markets crash.

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Vesta

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Sleepy Bunny

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

A complimentary biscuit

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

Camomiletherapy

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Fruitcake

Britain's first official astronaut.

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'