Political Tea Drinker Gifts

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

All-Day Breakfast

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You had me at alternative milk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea