Political Tea Drinker T-Shirts

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

All-Day Breakfast

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Things are looking up!"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

'We like a nice pot of tea.'