Tea Party Supporter Pillows

Michelle Bachman

GOP gets unwelcome cup of tea from teabaggers.

'I got the tea party in my back pocket! Who needs the seniors?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

You've Had Enough!

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Why markets crash.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Vesta

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Sleepy Bunny

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

A complimentary biscuit

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Camomiletherapy

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

Fruitcake

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .