Tea Party Advocate Gifts

Bachmann for President

'One eye of newt or two?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for Tea!

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'The gridlock, the cursing, the threats... and that was my day in Congress before the commute home!'

Time for Tea

Radomly selected poll respondent

Liu Xiaobo dies.

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Palin's Teabaggers

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

The Trump Agenda is resisted by women.

'Made for listening.'

"Who said conversation was dead?"

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

My Guns Go Where I Do!

Desperate Househusbands

Red Hat Ladies

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

"I don't know about you, but if that little girl makes me drink any more of that damn tea, I'll literally burst at the seams!"

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

Cuban Protests