Tea Party Advocate Gifts

Bachmann for President

'One eye of newt or two?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for Tea!

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'The gridlock, the cursing, the threats... and that was my day in Congress before the commute home!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Time for Tea

Radomly selected poll respondent

Palin's Teabaggers

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

'I'll work with people from the other party, but don't expect me to friend them on facebook!'

The Trump Agenda is resisted by women.

My Guns Go Where I Do!

"Who said conversation was dead?"

'Made for listening.'

Desperate Househusbands

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

"I don't know about you, but if that little girl makes me drink any more of that damn tea, I'll literally burst at the seams!"

Cuban Protests

"I hear you have a flexible approach to the employment of ex-offenders..."