"Personally, I never liked tea parties."
Tea Party Critic Gifts
If you know someone who loves tea but isn’t shy about sharing their honest opinions, our collection of funny and thoughtful gifts is perfect. From mugs that mock their tea critique to quirky prints, find a unique way to celebrate their personality and passion for tea parties that leave no stone unturned. These creative gifts are ideal for adding a humorous touch to their tea time and showing appreciation for their sharp wit.
'No, Mrs. Bachmann, those strange infrequent pangs aren't migraines. That's just what thinking feels like.'
"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Good boy."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
Reagacentennial
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Trump secret police
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
DUNVOTIN
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
Why do you hate the media?
US Capitol Building Toppled
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'
social services cuts
"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."
The Canary in the Coal Mine
'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'
"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."
'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'
The Emperor's New Clothes
Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.
"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"
Tea Party Critic Gifts Collection
Tea Party Critic Mugs
Explore our range of humorous tea critic mugs—perfect for adding a splash of wit to their morning routine.
Tea Party Critic Pillows
Discover quirky pillows that reflect their tea critique personality—fun and functional decor for any tea lover’s space.
Tea Party Critic Prints
Find unique prints perfect for framing with a humorous or insightful take on tea criticism—great for decorating their favorite spot.
Tea Party Critic T-Shirts
Check out our funny tea enthusiast T-shirts—ideal for making their love for critique and tea partys clear and stylish.