Tea Party Critic T-Shirts

"Personally, I never liked tea parties."

'No, Mrs. Bachmann, those strange infrequent pangs aren't migraines. That's just what thinking feels like.'

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Trump secret police

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Why do you hate the media?

US Capitol Building Toppled

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

The Art of Misdirection