"That herbal tea you gave me just tastes disgusting."
Tea Critic Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the tea enthusiast who’s also a critic? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints perfect for someone who appreciates the art of a good brew. Celebrate their discerning palate with fun and charming designs that bring a smile to their face and warmth to their day. Find something special that matches their love for tea and their playful personality.
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
"Black or white, Vicar?"
Tea of Love
You've Had Enough!
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"
Time for tea and friendship.
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
Mea Maxima Cuppa
'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'
Time for Tea!
"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."
'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'
"Things are looking up!"
"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"
All-Day Breakfast
"You had me at alternative milk."
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."
'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'
The American Tearoom, Moscow
'We like a nice pot of tea.'
'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'
Shall I be mother?
O Christmas Tea
'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'
'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'
"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"
"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."
'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'
Mrs. Gamp makes tea
First aid departments
'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'
'Careful, this used to be hot.'
Tea Critic Gifts Collection
Tea Critic Mugs
Explore our wide range of tea critic mugs featuring witty and creative designs perfect for their daily tea ritual.
Tea Critic Pillows
Add some humor to their home with cozy pillows that celebrate their love of tea in a fun and stylish way.
Tea Critic Prints
Browse our charming prints that make a wonderful statement piece for any tea lover’s space, celebrating their passion with wit and style.
Tea Critic T-Shirts
Check out our collection of tea-themed T-shirts that combine humor and personality—ideal for any tea critic with a playful streak.