Tea Critic Mugs

"That herbal tea you gave me just tastes disgusting."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

All-Day Breakfast

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

O Christmas Tea

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Shall I be mother?

First aid departments

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'