Tea Skeptic Mugs

Jasper Coot: 'Tea is for little old ladies! COFFEE! And if I wan' ta party, Kentucky bourbon!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

Vesta

O Christmas Tea

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

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