Tea Skeptic Pillows

Jasper Coot: 'Tea is for little old ladies! COFFEE! And if I wan' ta party, Kentucky bourbon!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

Vesta

First aid departments

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Shall I be mother?

O Christmas Tea