Tea Snob Pillows

Tea Snob.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Tea of Love

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

"I make it myself!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Teapot

1930's Lady.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."