Beer Snob Pillows

"Whoa! Beer has just sent me a friend request."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Beers

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Happy thoughts