Beer Snob Gifts

"Whoa! Beer has just sent me a friend request."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Beers

Beer Stall

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

Happy thoughts