Coffee Snob Gifts

"I feel intellectually superior to people who take sugar in tea and coffee."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Burning the midnight oil.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Allegro con molto espresso

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

You've Had Enough!

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I make it myself!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."