Coffee Snob Gifts

"I feel intellectually superior to people who take sugar in tea and coffee."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I make it myself!"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

A breakthrough in the morning meeting