Specialty Coffee Snob Gifts

I don't know what to order. So many choices. It can be a little intimidating. What's the difference between the pumpkin-ginseng latte and the ginseng-pumpkin latte? Oh, well

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Non-Power Breakfast