Specialty Coffee Snob Prints

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Non-Power Breakfast

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"