Coffee Fanatic Prints

"Say when."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"I'm very sorry...but we can't help with a broken office coffee machine!"

Snacks. Coffee. Early Retirement.

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"I hope their dogs ate their homework. I'm too tired to grade it."

Headphones Strip 8: Caffine hit

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Beware of Dog: Until he's had his morning coffee.

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Allegro con molto espresso