Coffee Fanatic Pillows

"Say when."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

"I'm very sorry...but we can't help with a broken office coffee machine!"

Snacks. Coffee. Early Retirement.

Expresso Lane

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"I hope their dogs ate their homework. I'm too tired to grade it."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

Headphones Strip 8: Caffine hit

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Quadruple shot and four donuts. Are you serious? I'm going to the post office. Oh no. Not again. Yep. And I'm going to set a personal record. I beg you not to do this. Throw in a red bull. I cannot be party to this! To what? Stay tuned for madness

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Beware of Dog: Until he's had his morning coffee.

"This procedure should help you relax. We're going to surgically remove the coffee cup from your hand."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

Two Eggs Any Way You Want 'Em!

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"