Tea Critic Pillows

"That herbal tea you gave me just tastes disgusting."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

All-Day Breakfast

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

O Christmas Tea

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

First aid departments

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'