Great Tea Debater Pillows

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Difference of Opinion

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Tea of Love

"Now that's a win."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"