Tea-tastic Conversationalist Pillows

Time for tea and friendship.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

PSA Banter.

Why we need poetry. . .

Tea of Love

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Things are looking up!"

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'