Tea Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Crime in bookshop

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Men Working Things Out

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

O Christmas Tea

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Shall I be mother?

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

First aid departments

Mrs. Gamp makes tea