Tea Humor Enthusiast Prints

I see for myself a life of pain, suffering, heartache, angst, loneliness, ennui, degradation and humble obscurity. My only hope is that tea bags are not as prescient as tea leaves.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for tea and friendship.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"Things are looking up!"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You had me at alternative milk."

Crime in bookshop

Men Working Things Out

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

First aid departments

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Shall I be mother?

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'