Pot Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Lockdown casserole

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

The First Cone of Shame.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Murderous Chef

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Harpy Hour."

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Flatware Follies.

"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

Sale - Eyepod.

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

'Sit!'