Pot Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Lockdown casserole

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Murderous Chef

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

"Harpy Hour."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."

Flatware Follies.

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

'Sit!'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."