Ironic Tea Drinker Pillows

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

All-Day Breakfast

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Teapot

"You had me at alternative milk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I'd say business was brisk."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Shall I be mother?

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'