Tongue-in-cheek Tea Drinker Pillows

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

All-Day Breakfast

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

Long suffering cricket wife

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

The Triangle

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"

"No Bald Games"

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

Burke and Hare and Hare

"It's a thongbird."

Sinking Economy while having a Tea Party.

'It's for Pookie.'

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"

"Jeremy's having one of his pretension headaches."