"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"
Tongue-in-cheek Tea Drinker Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the tea lover who doesn’t take themselves too seriously? Our collection features funny and clever items that showcase their passion for tea with a humorous twist. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts and cozy pillows, these gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their tea time. Add a touch of wit to their daily routine and make their tea moments even more memorable!
"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."
"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."
Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.
All-Day Breakfast
'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'
"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."
"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"
'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'
"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"
"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"
Husband / Wife / On The Side
"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."
'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'
Long suffering cricket wife
'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'
The Triangle
Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'
Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.
"Seriously...girls have their own language!"
'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'
'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'
Burke and Hare and Hare
"If you like the baby pictures you should see the 'Making Of' video!"
"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"
The Cheshire Dog.
"No Bald Games"
Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.
"It's a thongbird."
'It's for Pookie.'
'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'
Sinking Economy while having a Tea Party.
"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"
"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."
"Jeremy's having one of his pretension headaches."
Tongue-in-cheek Tea Drinker Gifts Collection
Tongue-in-cheek Tea Drinker Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the playful tea drinker in your life.
Tongue-in-cheek Tea Drinker Pillows
Explore our cozy, funny pillows designed for the tea enthusiast with a sense of humor.
Tongue-in-cheek Tea Drinker Prints
Find creative, humorous prints that celebrate the tongue-in-cheek tea drinker's fun personality.
Tongue-in-cheek Tea Drinker T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that add a humorous touch to any tea lover’s wardrobe.