Tea Talker Pillows

'Listen to me, Margie -- you can't solve all your problems with herb tea!'

"Not so much as a mention on Wikileaks."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for tea and friendship.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

All-Day Breakfast

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

The Hockey Puckey

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Preserved

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Long suffering cricket wife

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

Fortune Tellers Convention

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

The Triangle