Tea Time Chatters Pillows

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Voting on their Seats

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

1920's High Tea.

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Quilp interupts at tea

Cat Lady

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'