Tea Time Chatter Pillows

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Time for tea and friendship.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Mums coffee morning

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

Fortune Tellers Convention

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Chris Evans

Announcement at teatime

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

1920's High Tea.

Teapot

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."