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"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Time for tea and friendship.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Mums coffee morning

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

Chris Evans

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Voting on their Seats

Announcement at teatime

Teachers Lounge. That's funny -- I was sure the "No Child Left Behind" act would cover field trips.

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Teapot

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.