Great Tea Debater Gifts

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Dialogue

Difference of Opinion

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Now that's a win."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Things are looking up!"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'