Unexpected Tea Enthusiast Mugs

No, you won't be with other rockers, you'll be on the ladies' social tea committee. Did you really think you were going to Heaven?'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Teapot

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

1930's Lady.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I'd say business was brisk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'