Tea Party Visionary Gifts

"I'm not sure who's winning. The rules are very complicated."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for tea and friendship.

Time for Tea!

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

Time for Tea

Trolley Queen

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

Palin's Teabaggers

Desperate Househusbands

"Who said conversation was dead?"

End of crisis

Time Smoking a Picture.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."

"I don't know about you, but if that little girl makes me drink any more of that damn tea, I'll literally burst at the seams!"