Tea Party Visionary Gifts

"I'm not sure who's winning. The rules are very complicated."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for tea and friendship.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for Tea!

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Shall I be mother?

Disco Owls

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Time for Tea

Trolley Queen

Join me in a cup of tea!

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

Palin's Teabaggers

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

"Who said conversation was dead?"

Time Smoking a Picture.

End of crisis

Desperate Househusbands

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Red Hat Ladies

"Louise voted for Roosevelt, and now she'e afraid to tell her husband."