Tea Party Perfectionist Gifts

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Hipsters"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Time for Tea!

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Shall I be mother?

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Fruitcake

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Time for Tea

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Page 33, line 4..."

Communikations Semminar.

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'