Tea Party Perfectionist Prints

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Hipsters"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Time for Tea!

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Shall I be mother?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

'Just a minute, girls, while I get rid of an eavesdropper.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Fruitcake

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Time for Tea

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Page 33, line 4..."

Communikations Semminar.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'