Tea Talk Advocates Gifts

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'The grudge match.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

Interpreter.

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

'Oh my... Well, this is awkward!'

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

'I'm very efficient, I haven't missed a teabreak in ten years.'

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline

"Now, when I say the magic words 'I saw this interesting TED talk about...' You will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing of our conversation."

'Would a British tea party make you take the election more seriously?'

'Mud Again?'

Bear to other: 'The caffeine kept me up all winter.'

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

"We found a human habit worth embracing."

"More tea, Mr. Antlers?"

"Personally, I never liked tea parties."

Safe Tanning Salon.

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

Mindfulness hour.

Michelle Bachman

'Can we put our hands together for a warm Kettlesong Village Hall welcome to Mr Grimby and what should be a riveting talk about the Ice Age.'

'I find yoga very relaxing. Until the kids get back from Yoga class.'

'Hi, we're salt and pepper, your condiments for the evening.'

'No, Mrs. Bachmann, those strange infrequent pangs aren't migraines. That's just what thinking feels like.'

Closing Laugh: Display Signs LB - Gone for 'T'